This is a tough day to be Jewish. Yesterday, Obama ripped the Band-Aid off of
Israel’s ugly sore and showed the whole world that, voila, there are an
increasing number of Settlements in the West Bank, and that fact totally stinks! Tomorrow, Hanukkah arrives, but so does
Christmas, and let’s face it, as Holidays go, Christmas kicks Hanukkah’s tuchus.
What is a nice Jewish boy to do? The Jewish State has been publicly
humiliated and a Jewish Holiday isn’t measuring up. And all this is happening at the same
time. “Hey God,” we’re tempted to say, “if
this is the treatment we’re going to get, choose somebody else!”
But honestly, we’re nothing if we’re not resilient. And all joking aside, we’re a pretty proud
people too. Humble, when it comes to
relating to God, but proud, when it comes to relating to the human race. We can laugh at ourselves and some of our lamer
holiday traditions (neither Hanukkah gelt nor dreidels measure up to a good
Christmas carol). And we can cry when
it comes to the Jewish State and the fact that nearly seven decades into this
whole Israeli experiment, it still hasn’t found peace with our Palestinian
cousins. But a real, authentic Jew
enjoys Hanukkah just the same and loves Israel from the bottom of one’s
heart.
I’m tempted to add that a real, authentic Jew is
indeed a proud Zionist. But I’ve learned
over time that you can be one without being the other. Just join the peace movement if you don’t
believe me. I did, and it wasn’t until
doing so that I realized just how proudly Zionistic I am. When I think about yesterday’s UN Resolution
condemning Israel, I can’t help but think back 41 years at another famous UN
Resolution, where that august body declared that "Zionism is a form of
racism and racial discrimination."
Really? Zionism is racism? Now think about all the scores of countries
who voted for that resolution – including even places like East Germany,
Poland, and Hungary which worked so hard to cleanse themselves of Jewish flesh
and blood during the Holocaust. Who the hell are they to condemn Zionism?
At bottom, Zionism is the desire of Jews to have a
piece of earth where they are neither ghettoized nor marginalized. Zionism is holy – every bit as holy as the
desire of black people to live in liberty or of Native Americans to control
their own land. In recent decades, many
Progressives have proclaimed that Zionism is a movement of exploitative,
colonial fat cats, but it’s not. It’s
steeped in the desire for justice, which is precisely why most Zionists over
the years have supported trading land for peace.
But let’s face it -- yesterday’s UN vote made a
whole lot more sense than the one in 1975. It was a direct attack not at
Zionism per se but at a particular strand of Zionism that is expansionist and
Biblically literal. “Judea and Samaria”
are code words for “Screw the Palestinians – we want ALL the land, and the
Settlements are the path to get it.” If
your goal is a two-state solution, the Settlements are a cancer. If your Zionism includes compromise, the
Settlements are a slap in the face. And
if yesterday’s UN vote somehow curtails the Israeli tolerance of the
Settlements, then it will end up being a good thing.
But it’s just as foreseeable that yesterday’s vote
will cause a pro-Settlement backlash.
And that’s because the venue – the United Nations – is such a pathetic
tribunal in which to try Jewish claims. It
demands virtually nothing from the Palestinians other than to stop participating
in that long-lived international tradition known as Jew-slaughter, whereas when
it comes to Zionists, it expects them to walk the chalk. And let me give you a little tip about Jews:
we’re getting really sick of being held to a higher standard than everyone
else.
Yesterday’s vote scares me, because the key to peace
in the Holy Land is to uplift the moderate forces in both camps and not to
embolden the extremists. Given the
well-documented UN bias, yesterday’s vote may be perceived by the extremist
Zionists as spit in the face – as, in essence, a big fat dare to expand the
settlements. I wouldn’t be surprised if
they take up that dare, which would make the two-state solution much less
likely to achieve and turn yesterday’s vote into a cruel joke on everyone who
believes in compromise.
I guess time will tell as to how everyone reacts to
the vote on the Israeli side. As for the
Palestinian side, I’m still waiting for a time when Palestinians publicly declare
their respect for a PERMANENT Jewish State.
Most Palestinians give the Israelis no confidence that if there were to
be a treaty that carved out two states roughly along the 1967 borders, they
wouldn’t ultimately resume the fight for one state with a presumably Arab
majority – which seems to be what Palestinians generally believe is the only just outcome. Don’t expect any time soon for the United
Nations to push back on the Palestinians in their fight for a one-state
solution.
Anyway, enough with yesterday. Today,
we look forward to tomorrow. Santa
Clause will have come and gone. Rudolph
will be back to bed. The baby Jesus will
be remembered as the pinnacle of purity.
And houses will be littered with green trees, ornaments, lights,
presents, music, enchantment. And we
Jews? We can spin our little tops, eat
our little chocolates, light our little menorahs, and maybe, just maybe, come to
grips with the fact that the real enemies of the Maccabees, the heroes of the Hanukkah
story, were those Jews who assimilated with the advanced, secular culture of
their day.
Some Jews – the same ones who do nothing but
criticize Israel -- will be ashamed of the Maccabees and the real history of
Hanukkah. But most of us will smile with
pride at the thought of this little holiday and the history behind it. It may not have Christmas’ pageantry. But it’s what we’ve got. For to be Jewish on those rare occasions
where Hanukkah begins at the same time as Christmas is like sharing a birthday
with a beloved celebrity. Surely, most
folks would rather honor that celebrity than you. But you still need to proud of you who are,
where you come from, and what you might someday accomplish. And when you’re a real authentic Jew, you
come to see your cultural traditions and your ethnic holidays – even the less
important ones like Hanukkah – as an extension of self.
So let South Park Eric Cartman’s sing his Dreidel Song,
“Jews, play stupid games. Jews,
that's why they're lame.” And let the
United Nations hold Jews to one standard, and the rest of the world to a much
lower one. None of that can take away
from one simple fact: we’ve been around
for more than 3000 years, and we’re not leaving. Nor are we ever again going to let the world
round us up and do with us what they will.
We are
humble. But we are also proud. Proud of Yom Kippur. Proud of Passover. And proud, even, of Hanukkah. So let those dreidels spin, eat your potato latkes,
and raise a glass to those fanatical Maccabees – regardless of what the United
Nations might say about them.
Postscript: The Empathic Rationalist will be vacation until
after the New Year. Happy Holidays to
one and all!